Who would have thought we’d discuss genitalia in an Auto Expert advice story – but here we are and there are specific rules about exposing your litter, whether Are you in the car or not?
- Driving naked can get you in big trouble
- Topless? Maybe it’s okay. Bottomless? Sure is not
- No one thought about the sum factor?
In general, it is not legal to be in any public place in the nude that will allow a member of the public (ahem) to see your genitals, whether you are male, female or otherwise. .
Based on nationwide pornography/indecent laws, it seems likely that the naked lower half should not be exposed to anyone in public – and if you are driving a convertible with a hood and pants down (or off, it’s safer) you could be in big trouble.
There is a serious side to this. If you are found to be exposing yourself to anyone who does not want to see what you have to show them, you may be charged with exposing pornography.
Being prosecuted for that crime and being convicted of that crime may subject you to good conduct, community service, or – in some cases, and depending on the circumstances of the situation – imprisonment. imprisonment for up to two years. Determining the law will come down to the purpose of the action.
Suffice it to say that if you decide to drive naked in the bush on a dark night with no one around to see you, you probably won’t get in trouble. But it’s best to assume that, if you want to drive naked (for whatever reason), you shouldn’t and should respect other road users and members of the public. And if you really want to buckle up your birthday suit, then maybe you should talk to someone about it.
It seems the same rigor is not enforced for your upper body. Does that mean you should release the nipple? If you don’t think it will cause any problems to anyone else on the street then you can ignore it, but the takeaway is that a topless man is more likely to be ignored by the police. than a topless woman. However, it is related to what is considered “nice” in public.
As attitudes towards topless women change, this may no longer be an issue. But as a rule, you should wear clothes if you are driving. Think about it – what if you had an accident on the highway and you were in danger? Or what if you have an accident? Wear a shirt. It will make the road a safer place for you and others.
Finally, one day you can sell your car, and if you’ve spent some time with the bare back and the trim touches, take it in for a wash. Nobody – and we mean NO-ONE – wants to find your pub in their new car.
Not intended as legal advice. Check with the relevant road authority in your state or territory.
