A new, reviewed time travel app

“Car après la mort le Temps will retire as a guerrilla…” —Proust

We all know now the time-reverse invariance adjusts to statistical mechanics at micro-level maps by a simple equation on the macroworld, making “time travel” a possibility for absolutely nothing surprising… but damn it! The first time you go back, there’s nothing like it.

I know all these ChronoSwooping first person accounts have become a cliché here on Substack, where, let’s face it, anyone can write whatever they want no matter what. How passionate and derivative are you yourself? However, I think I have some unusual insights to share, drawn from my own experience but can provide some general lessons about the nature and importance of time travel. , both the original and long-banned “moving the body” method as well as the newer and more streamlined ChronoSwoop.

This is not only because I spent some years in the Stadzbybliotiēka archives of the Margravate of East K****, poring over the notebooks in which Quast first came up with the Quast equation, while also recording it. sundry philosophical reflections on the nature of the Divine Tempus – as he called it – have been largely overlooked by other researchers. It’s also because I used the ChronoSwoop app in ways that are strictly prohibited by its makers, and indeed by the federal government. In this regard, while I am writing this product review for Substack and following the emerging “Substack style”, until the law changes or I move away from it permanently, I will just post. this on the Hinternet-based Substack oglinda (Romanian for “seeing glass”, an attack theology allegedly coined by Guccifer 3.0), which I’m supposed to be undetectable, still completely undetectable known even to the original company founders. Crossed fingers.

Perhaps some of the readers on this oglinda will appreciate this brief summary of what’s been going on in the world of time travel since Quast first came up with his equation in 1962. I don’t. know what kind of information has been circulating here, and I don’t want anyone to feel left behind.

The early 1960s saw great strides not only in time travel technology but also in telecommunications technology – which meant dematerializing the body and re-materializing it in elsewhere, but without any measurable “meta-matter”. By the end of 1966, poorly regulated telecommunications carriers had begun to appear on the state’s equity system, luring daredevils into ever more stupid stunts. But this practice was curtailed the following year, when expected to reappear on one knee before his lover Deb at the stables with a ring in his hand, Roy Bouwsma, aka “The Omaha Child,” is re-materialized instead with a direct shear stable door. the center of gravity of his body from groin to skull—half of him fell at Deb’s feet, the other half fell, like a neat body part carefully crafted for anatomy students, into the cage Deb’s confused Clem horse.

But while this devastating moment, broadcast live on KMTV, started a new craze in its infancy, its underlying technology was adapted for use in what was then known as “Tempus”. -Gliding”, only has the obvious advantage of hiding such things. in the present, any potential accidents during the re-material of the trip to the past. Of course, accidents kept happening, and news of them eventually traveled back from the past to the present, bringing up all sorts of familiar paradoxes in the spacetime continuum. Tempus-Gliding, like any super-electronic technology based on body movement, is a door wide open to all the crazy scenarios we know from time travel games in science. The fiction at least goes all the way back to HG Wells: adults go back in time and see themselves as children, meeting their parents before they were even born, making themselves never seen before. born and suddenly disappeared, etc. In the late 1960s, people, and sometimes entire families, entire clans, disappeared as a daily occurrence (just recall family reunions). the Harris family in 1969 in Provo!). You can almost never say exactly why, as the past traveler, who will accidentally wipe out all his descendants, in the present, hasn’t even tried Tempus-Gliding.