Hello Bernese Mountain Dog fans! Whether you’re a seasoned Bernie parent, considering becoming one, or are simply here to chuckle with dog-centered, you’re welcome. Let’s start entering the exciting fun world of Bernese Mountain Dog ownership.
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Gentle Giant Syndrome
The Bernese Mountain Dog is very large. Really big. However, they seem to be happily unaware of their size. They will try to squeeze into the tiniest spaces or snuggle up in your lap, leading to some hilarious and heartwarming moments.
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Fur-nado
With their glamorous tricolor coats, the Bernies make it look like it’s their full-time job. You’ll find tufts of fur in places you didn’t even know your dog could reach. And you’ll quickly accept that dog hair is just another spice in your meal.
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Cold weather
Bernese Mountain Dogs were bred for cold weather, and boy, do they love it! The sight of your Bernie frolicking in the snow, wagging his tail with pure joy, will always make you smile – even when you’re freezing your toes.
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The Slow-Mo Doggo
Bernies are not known for their speed. They will often take their sweet time getting to where they need to go, giving you plenty of opportunities to admire their slow, graceful gait. Your patience will definitely be exercised!
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“What is personal space?”
Bernese Mountain Dogs are extremely affectionate and do not understand the concept of personal space. Whether you’re on the couch, in bed, or on a conference call, expect your Bernie to be right there with you, often in the most inconvenient way possible.
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Clumsy kisses
This breed loves to show their affection with a good lick. While it’s adorable, it can also be very funny. You’ll quickly become an expert at dodging steamy kisses, though there’s a chance you’ll still get dog drool in your hair.
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Lean Berner
Bernese Mountain Dogs are known for their lean characteristics. They’ll lean against your legs like they’re the most tired creatures on the planet, knocking you over more times than you’d like to admit.
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Toy hoarder
Bernies are known to be toy lovers, often carrying one as a protective blanket. The sight of your dog prancing around with his favorite stuffed animal in his mouth is both hilarious and heartwarming.
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“I’m a puppy, promise!”
Despite their size, Bernese Mountain Dogs maintain a puppy-like attitude throughout their lives. This can lead to some amusing moments as your adult Bernie bounces around with the enthusiasm of a six-month-old puppy.
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Napper’s epic poem
Bernese Mountain Dogs love their good night’s sleep. They can sleep almost anywhere, in the most awkward positions. You will often find your Bernie lying on his back, legs raised in the air, snoring like a freight train.
And there you have it – a glimpse into the hilariously warm world of Bernese Mountain Dog ownership. These gentle giants, with their lovable natures and often humorous antics, are more than just pets; they are family. Once you’ve experienced life with Bernie, no other breed will capture your heart in the same way.
