Car price is a curious thing nowadays and so is everyone undying love of Elon Musk. We may live in a slightly chaotic world, but some things remain the same. One of those constants is the most beautiful constant The Pontiac sun-kissed sparrow Can be converted on Earth lower costs This autographed 8×10 photo of Elon Musk wearing a spacesuit I found on eBay.
The long-dead General Motors J-Body isn’t really worth remembering, but this might be the best example. For sale in New Jersey, this MINTY 1989 Pontiac Sunbird GT Convertible. It could very well be the nicest one in the country, but it still costs just $5,495. That’s only about $1,000 less than an autographed 8×10 photo of Elon Musk wearing a spacesuit I found on eBay.
Sure, it had the structural rigidity of a chocolate candy and it seemed like only those who were running GM at the time could love it, but it’s still as clean as the real thing. After 33 years and 134,000 miles, there’s barely a scratch on her. The same cannot be said for an 8×10 autographed photo of Elon Musk wearing a spacesuit that I found on eBay. It’s not 33 years old, and won’t get you from point A to point B with the same effect.
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That being said, the Sunbird doesn’t come with a protective pouch to keep it safe from the elements. But, on the other hand, this signed 8×10 photo of Elon Musk wearing a spacesuit that I found on eBay doesn’t have a turbo or pop-up headlights.
My mom had a Sunbird in the early ‘90s before I was born. The power steering went out and the car was in such rough shape that when my father took it to get serviced, the mechanic accosted him for letting his wife drive such a piece of shit. Who knows, had my mom never gotten rid of her Sunbird, I may not be here today, writing a blog about how the nicest Pontiac Sunbird Convertible on Earth costs less than a signed 8×10 photo of Elon Musk wearing a spacesuit that I found on eBay.
