New Greta Thunberg Thermostat Scows At You When You Turn The Heat Up – Dizzy Because Of It?

From Babylon bee

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google, the maker of the Nest™ thermostat that doesn’t track your every movement and thought, teamed up with climate activist Greta Thunberg to create a scowling thermostat with you when you try to turn up the heat.

The Greta Thunberg Thermostat™ also sounds, “How dare you” if it hears you release dangerous methane into the atmosphere as a fart.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-greta-thunberg-thermostat-scoowls-at-you-when-turning-the-heat-up

The thermostat has many new features:

• A backlit screen shows the names of people who might die because you pushed it from 63º to 64º in mid-January.
• Sound a loud horn if you leave the front door open for more than three seconds.
• Report you to the United Nations Climate Police if you feel you may be thinking about turning on the lights.
• Smile at you as you turn down the heat, but still have a scowl on your face.

Read the full Babylon Bee story.