Essays by Eric Worrall
Naughty Greta mentioned sex.
One day, Andrew Tate mocked Greta with all his high-emissions car collection.
Okay, it doesn’t have much to do with sex, one of her friends probably told her what to say or something like that.
But that inspired an idea. Maybe more of us should be happier, because what Andrew Tate did is so important.
If you have any high-carbon personal transport or gas-guzzling toys to show off, make sure you let Greta Thunberg know via Twitter that living in a free country means you can still enjoy the ride. enjoy its use.
But delete registration number before posting. No need to let her army of nasty trolls know your inner foot measurements.
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