It’s not often you see someone selling a bunch of cars online instead of a bunch of separate listings. But when you do, it’s often fun, like a seller in Georgia who’s offering a bunch of four cars for sale on Facebook — and throwing in a free monster truck to go with it. The listings on Facebook Market first discovered in a Twitter post (h/t to @horsepower).
The first car is a 2017 Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG. This is no ordinary S63, either. The seller says the car was once personally owned by none other than former MLB player Ken Griffey Jr. The car reportedly cost over $180,000 in modifications that included a custom body kit and wing, custom paint, and all sorts of upgrades from renowned Mercedes tuner RENNtech. It seems the seller is willing to part with this car because it’s also listed separately for $159,000.
The second is a 991-generation Porsche 911 Turbo that the seller claims has $70,000 worth of upgrades “from Champion,” likely referring to Champion Porsche in Pompano Beach, Florida. This particular Turbo is a 991.2-upgraded model and appears to be fairly well equipped.
Finally, there are the BMW XM and M3, which he describes as “new.” That could mean they have low miles or just that they were purchased recently; the seller says the XM and M3 were purchased in January and May of this year.
So what does it take to get all these cars into your garage or storage area? A cool $585,000. The seller says he’ll even throw in a free monster truck “if you hit my numbers.” The vehicle looks like a bodyless monster truck, a giant tube-frame creation with what looks like four racing seats.
Things get better. This guy is trying to trade these cars for something specific: A Rolls-Royce Phantom. “Apparently I want a top-of-the-line Phantom with Bespoke Audio,” the listing reads. Then comes the really interesting bit: “I have $80K in loans.” That means you’ll have to pay off those loans before the deal is complete. If you have the cash and these cars interest you, the cars and the seller aren’t in Cochran, Georgia. Good luck.
