Who’s ready for a wild weekend of victory or whining? All of us! Who learned our lesson last weekend? None of us! Therefore, that action did not waste time making the collective betting community roar with joy or pain.
Sunday
This game was drunk. Or maybe that’s just all we watch as it goes down. Now, I know who most of you support.
The Vikings have 2.5 times more bets than any other team.https://twitter.com/caesarssports/status/1591847203269709824?s=46&t=TyKphfZo3UirDRlRHgtRTw
– Caesars Sportsbook (@CaesarsSports) November 13, 2022
But nothing this season has been easy for any of us. The Vikings switched impossible 4th and 19th places while driving down for a score that would certainly lead. At least that’s what we all expect until the game caller is noticeably innovative Kevin O’Connell switched to Madden’s Full Score Line mode with a sneak 4th midfield strike and scored immediately. Ball game for the Bills, right? Not too fast. The next play is completely chaotic, because Josh Allen Snatching the snap trying to sneak out of the end area, was restored by Buffalo to win the touchdown game, right? Again. No. Therefore. Fast.
“Game over. Game over.” Vikings players stacked up with 0:36 left in the match against Josh Allen.https://twitter.com/bigseanq_/status/1591905067849883648?s=46&t=TyKphfZo3UirDRlRHgtRTw
– Quigs (@BigSeanQ_) November 13, 2022
I see a good play, but I don’t see a fat lady singing. Apparently both Allen, who quickly took down the Bills for the match-fixing goal, and the craziest game of the year gave us free football.
Just when we were all fearing the game of the year would end in a terrible draw, Allen found out. Patrick Peterson in the end zone while trying to win the game. However, the problem is small. Peterson is a Viking. Match. As we fill our buckets with tears, just remember this little piece of land.
Vikings go as high as +2800 on live ML. Now it is a 4 point game.https://twitter.com/CaesarsSports/status/1591898403075772418?s=20&t=p4_AGAjdiXRzcIpmWHyRfQ
– Caesars Sportsbook (@CaesarsSports) November 13, 2022
5 buckets very emotional.
Everyone says hello Jarrett. Now tell Jarrett that everything will be fine.
Actually, never mind. It won’t help.
Jarrett bet $5 trying to win $99,180. Let me say it again… He bet $5 to almost win One Hundred Thousand Dollars. Titans and Broncos played well, but Harrison Butker kicked Jarrett’s ass with a miss that means nothing to the game but everything to our friend.
I’M. SICK. 🤮 Club leader of the year’s lousy performance… (IG: vdeceives _ / @ fdsportsbook)https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1591924233722011648?s=20&t=5BDlsxwSDYsOnr5_PkybyA
– br_betting (@br_betting) November 13, 2022
1 bucket of tears — because I can only imagine that Jarrett was too shocked to actually cry any tears. Lots to win in betting lottery.
Saturday
Brent Venables would make a good coach, wouldn’t he? Oklahoma can beat West Virginia, right?
One thing the Sooners guarantee is that they’ll give our wallets the beats we didn’t know we needed – and they’ll get it done before we start taking action anytime soon.
If you have West Virginia 1H +5, we’re really sorrypic.twitter.com/07lQiwYX8k
— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) November 12, 2022
This is exactly why you can’t place a “drink me” celebratory ring until the clock hits 0. This is also why announcers SHOULD wait until after a kick attempt to tells us that the kicker hasn’t missed a single point all year. A dependable hit and hit score when you’re confident that a -5 in the first half is about to come true for the Sooners is the indispensable final push to start the day’s chaos.
2 buckets — one filled with your tears and the other filled with the drink your favorite bartender just bought you to help ease the pain.
That’s right, boys and girls, college basketball is back! And while you can heat up for attention, the game doesn’t heat up when it comes to wild endings. Just 24 hours after we watched Michigan State take a double-digit lead over Gonzaga on an aircraft carrier, Wright State made sure we remember that the sport is about Cinderellas, and they’re ready to wear slippers.
0:47
Trey Calvin made a back-to-back jump to complete Wright State’s upset win over Louisville.
When is a scene not bad? When it goes on to win the game! It’s even nicer when the winner of that ugly game also pushes the game up (144.5). Louisville may be invincible, but all you bet at Wright State and the bettors are inconclusive. Both of you.
1 bucket of tears “why are you betting on college basketball”.
There is nothing better than a Hail Mary, and nothing worse than a Hail Mary that does not affect the final outcome but affects everyone who has money in the game. Just when we thought the Rutgers vs Michigan State game wasn’t worth it, the football gods gave us this little nugget of gold.
COVER OF Mary’s lyrics
Rutgers (+10) through the backdoor
(through the @RutgersonBTN)pic.twitter.com/Atu7jxDRKz
– Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 12, 2022
4 and 29? No problem. Rutgers +10? Problem. Rutgers get an L, but Rutgers bettors get a W and remind us all that college football is a gift that never stops giving.
3 buckets of tears “I wish this was a basketball game”.
No doubt, Ne-bad-ska will be defeated by Michigan. In fact, 75% of the money is in Michigan -31. With the game underway towards the end of the fourth inning, it felt like the gambling gods had whispered that in the ears of coach Jim Harbaugh, putting this hugely worthless scoring attempt late.
Michigan kicks at a pointless target for the cover
MICH -30.5 pic.twitter.com/DpglSirUom
– Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) November 12, 2022
It only takes watching the match again to see the raging glee from some of the fans in the stands to realize that even those present in the stadium are paying attention to their bets instead of the match. at that time.
3 buckets of tears.
Friday night lights
Colorado is not good at football. Hot news. Sports betting may not be legal in California, but style is, and USC took all the style points at the end of the Buffaloes carnage on Saturday night.
Sixty percent of the tickets and 55% of the money went to USC -34. So Lincoln Riley ensures that Christmas comes early for everyone by stepping up a hugely unnecessary showdown to ensure that the College Rugby Qualifiers committee AND the betting community have their fair share. something to cheer for.
1 bucket of Pac-12 after dark tears
