With all of today’s modern technology, you would think it would happen sooner. But catching a few fluttering fairies was even harder than anyone expected. After all, fairies are known to be extremely elusive. Now, thanks to the best minds in science and engineering joining forces with fairy folklorists, it’s finally been done.
And they are using the newly caught creatures brilliantly.
Now, flies aren’t the only thing you might catch a glimpse of flying around your dog’s poop. Fairies aren’t just found in folklore anymore, and you can actually spot them circling some dog poop in your city.
The size of the doo-doo doggie doesn’t matter, as fairies are perfectly capable of performing feats with incredible strength. After all, they have magical powers. The captured fairies can not only lift heavy objects, but are also capable of handling doo-doo in a discreet and eco-friendly manner.
With a little fairy dust, they are turning dog poop into great fertilizer for your garden. The fairies would then distribute it to “fairy gardens” created to honor them and their hard work of collecting manure. They already have quite a bit of a “fairytale fan base” of people who are super excited that fairies are helping protect our planet.
But fairies are also notorious for being sneaky scammers, and some of them have dropped dog bags on the doorstep of some “vandals” who simply refuses to pick up their child’s poop.
Where are fairies found?
Even in modern times, the fairy faith is especially alive and well in Ireland, Cornwall, Wales and Scotland. This makes sense, as Celtic influence has played a major role in its popularity. So it just seems natural to look for them there. However, it was in the Scottish Highlands that they were able to take the most pictures.
Why fairies?
Why would they want to capture fairies in the first place? Because it wouldn’t need any supernatural influence to clear up all the abandoned land mines. Despite the overwhelming evidence of the harm the doo-doo can cause to animals and the environment, people still seem hesitant about getting rid of it. And who cares deeply about the earth? Fairies, of course.
Fight for freedom fairy
But not everyone is excited about this modern development. Some were not satisfied with the fact that they forced the fairies to do hard labor. Not so long ago, we weren’t even completely convinced of their existence. Now, they are putting these beautiful creatures to work.
Signs were created and requests were fulfilled. People are choosing. So perhaps this new custom will be disbanded as quickly as it was created.
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