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You probably have some fond memories of at least one bad game. I have a few. One thing that stood out was when I rented Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park. It was released a month after the GameCube. The GameCube had a pretty hot debut, but in the end, you run out of big games to play around with and decide what’s passed in the gutter. So I rented it, and my mom decided to try it when I was in school. This is followed by this short period where we will exchange tips on how to get through the game.
I thought it was funny to see my mother being abandoned by a game. I’m not saying she’s not gifted, but I think it’s the first time I’ve seen her struggle to understand how such a terrible game can exist. I remember her tipping me, “You can get points from Water world drive. It’s just a movie.”
That’s the link, right there. Trading tips and completely confusing each other. And that’s the only reason why I look back respectfully Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park.
Roller Coaster Tycoon awakened the love of amusement parks in me when I was young. As an adult, I found them to be magical places filled with marvels of technology but horribly intrusive by humans. Disney World may indeed be the most magical place on earth, but humans screw things up and this place is constantly exploding with them.
Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park capture exactly that. You are placed in the Universal Studios Osaka theme park and your guide is Woody Woodpecker. I don’t know if there’s ever been a more annoying cartoon character than Woody Woodpecker. Bugs Bunny lets his enemies down, but you still start supporting him because you joined his jokes and his villains are less tolerant than he is. No one has less stamina than the Woodpecker. He is the worst creation man has ever had a voice. I’m not a violent person, but I feel like everything about him is a big temptation to strangle him.
Your goal is to roam the hellish amusement park to earn stamps that will help you to leave. To reach them, you have to play mini-games based on the rides, as well as find all the scattered letters in that park.
Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park there are mini games based on Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Retreat, Jaws, ET, as well as a quiz and a quiz based on Wild, Wild, Wild, West Stunt Show. They all smoke, but to different degrees. Let’s see:
Back to the future
This is actually quite similar to riding, but with less chance of a crash. Biff Tannen has stolen a time machine from DeLorean and you can chase him in your own time machine. The goal is to not run into the wall. Avoiding the wall allows you to catch and knock Biff down. Give him enough fenders and you win. For mini games, this is acceptable.
Jurassic Park
I think this would be more interesting if the whole minigame was driving to outrun the T-Rex while Jeff Goldblum freaked out in the backseat. Instead, another person drives while you launch rockets flying towards velocity and any other dinosaurs unfortunately cross the road. It’s ridiculously bad. There’s more lingering fog than in the N64 game, and the environment’s detail is unimpressive for them. Just to make things more fun, the frame rate still drops at some point. It’s a really terrible rail shooter and it feels like it just keeps going.
clairvoyance
I can have heard belong to clairvoyance. Wikipedia suggests it might be pretty okay, but I’ve never heard anyone talk about it. The mini-game itself is probably the most game-like game in the collection. You control your goofy child character around a burning building, putting out fires and rescuing people. The thing explodes and you have to try not to die. Come to think of it, this was the last game I had to finish, so I thought maybe I was being kinder to it than I should be. The bar is just placed so low at that point that nothing can slide below it.
Jaw
An interesting concept with poor performance, Jaw takes you aboard the Orca and it’s up to you to protect it from the great shark. You pick up the bins and trash, then watch your radar for his direction. Once he pops up, you smash him with trash to put him back. This wouldn’t be so bad if the radar wasn’t so reliable and had more time to hit the shark before it devoured your boat. I frequently had to throw before it surfaced, hoping that I was pointed in the right direction.
ET
My husband actually has an unreasonable fear of ET And I’ve never seen the movie. The game is like the worst version imaginable of Excite Bike. Ride bicycle? Mundane bike? Yawning bike? You are walking on a road and must avoid everything that is littered on the path while trying to get to the end. The worst part is trying to tune your bike so you land properly: exactly like Excite Bike except you’re in the air for less time. However, the game is ridiculously easy, so even if you fall all the way down, you could still end up with the stamp.
Wild, Wild, Wild, Western
This is a standard image capture library, but much lazier. Here’s how you win: shoot the target, then when the bonus target pops up, shoot it. You win. The biggest stumbling block to this is that the fire button is R, and the GameCube’s similar shoulder buttons feel terrible to fire. I don’t know how I can stand it with games like TimeSplitters 2. They’re big, chewy candies.
Quiz
I really don’t know enough trivia about 90s movies for this. Then every now and then, they’ll be like “who directed The birds? “I really know that, but this game feels like it was primarily made with children in mind…which I find strange now. Either way, I had to use intuition, repetition, and the unique inability of my mind to dismiss even the most petty pieces of knowledge in order to succeed. You can then play more mini-games to earn more points, but that’s the focus and one of the slide puzzles like you’d find in the dentist’s office and Wind Waker.
When you don’t play mini games, you will feel embarrassed because Mario Party, you explore the park, like something out of an experimental indie horror game. It uses pre-rendered backgrounds, like Resident Evil, but can’t figure out how they come together. If you talk to a specific person, they will give you a map which is your only means of finding your way around the park and is also completely useless.
It’s not like you have a compass. The pre-rendered backgrounds do not indicate which direction you are going. They don’t even give much idea of the exits and entrances of each section. Sometimes the bottom right part of the screen is a transition point and the bottom left part of the screen moves you somewhere else. The map is only really good for hot/cold play. You move somewhere, check your map and see if you’re closer to your destination or further away.
Only some activities are actually available from the hop, the rest you cannot access immediately because of the line. Line of people. Queue. Lines are too long in one idealize version of an amusement park. When brainstorming ideas, someone on Universal Studios Adventure’s theme park The development team suggested that the queues be overcrowded as a way of advertising the park, and no one objected. To pass them, you have to save points by garbage collection and visit Water world until you can buy the corresponding hats that allow you to simply skip the row.
I didn’t go in Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park thought it would be any good. I have known it closer to the beginning of “Worst Game Released on GameCube” than “Best Promotional Video Game”. Really, I just find it funny because I want to get it done quickly. The credits run for 2 hours, 15 minutes based on video evidence that I recorded. I don’t like the red stamps that mark passing a certain threshold in each game, but I really don’t want to play Jurassic Park: The Ride a second time. I just want to escape the hell that is Universal Studios Osaka.
This kind of thing has been attempted before with the 1990s Adventures in the Magic Kingdom on the NES. It has the advantage of being developed by Capcom while they are using their Disney license with games like Duck story and Rescuers. However, even that game turned out to be lousy, despite its reputation.
However, it’s nowhere near the level Adventures at Universal Studios Theme Park. Surprisingly, the developer was noted. If you look back, it actually included Mikio Ueyama who designed Air Zoneand Akira Sato, who worked on Mister Mosquito. Do you know what they did after that? Adventure at Universal Studios Theme Park? Is not. Well, okay, Sato-san is already working on the sequel to Mister Mosquito, but then also disappeared from the industry. It’s how much this game sucks; it absorbed two of my heroes into its lousy mass.
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Zoey Handley
Zoey is a gamer. She has played video games her whole life and is a lover of both new and classic games. She loves to dig in the dirt and pick out games that are perfectly fine if you clean them up a bit.
