Merry Christmas my fellow Jalops! I hope you’re all doing exactly what you want to do today, whether it’s being with family or sitting along with yourself, I hope you’re happy today! If I could just have a moment of your time, I’d love to discuss the question we posed to you fine folks a couple of days ago.
We wanted to know what car you thought Santa Claus drove, and you guys must have decided I deserved an early Christmas present because you all sure did deliver. We got tons of really interesting answers from a Hellcat Sleigh and Uber to Mercedes-Benzes and Bentleys. You people all seem to have a lot of thoughts on what ol’ Saint Nick drives.
If I’m being honest, every single one of these submissions is cooler and more interesting than his sleigh. Can you imagine how beat to shit that thing is? Or how many Santa farts are in the cushion. Disgusting.
Anyway, let’s take a look at some of the cars you think Santa Claus drives.
