“Our first visitor is an American courageous sufficient to face and up say, ‘Screw you, science, I do know Joe Rogan!'” Cecily Robust’s Jeanine Pirro stated introducing Rodgers.
Robust’s Pirro continues, “You are not vaccinated. So what? Who the hell cares? It is your physique, your alternative. And please by no means use that quote for every other points.”
“Precisely, Jeanine, it is my physique and my Covid. I might give it to whoever I need, however out of the blue the woke mob is coming after me,” Davidson’s Rodgers stated.
Then Robust’s Pirro factors out that he stated he did not get vaccinated as a result of it might make him sterile.
“On the finish of the day, my document continues to be 7-1. That means of the eight folks I’ve contaminated, seven are fantastic,” Davidson’s Rodgers replied.
“My win in Virginia proves that individuals are deeply involved about schooling,” Moffat’s Youngkin stated.
When requested who gave him most of his votes, he stated, “Individuals who did not go to school.”
Robust’s Pirro then asks Moffat’s Youngkin if he is aware of what essential principle is, to which he replies, “Easy. It is what bought me elected,” and provides that it isn’t vital.
Moffat’s Youngkin then welcomed the chief of his parental process pressure — Helen Stevens, performed by Heidi Gardner — to share her views on books that must be banned from colleges.
“When my son introduced house a replica of ‘Beloved’ by Toni Morrison, I put down my copy of ‘Fifty Shades,’ and stated, ‘No, a lady? Named Toni? Not in my ‘Merica.”
Gardner’s Stevens stated she and a gaggle of different mother and father got here collectively and created a listing of books that should not be taught in colleges. “Holes” sounded too sexual; the “satisfaction” in “Satisfaction & Prejudice” has been co-opted by “the gays”; and “The Nice Gatsby” has “an excessive amount of jazz.”
“‘Moby Dick.’ Now, that one’s a toss-up. Title is soiled; love that the whale is white,” Gardner’s Stevens stated.
Moffat’s Youngkin expressed gratitude for the mother and father who bought him elected with out former GOP president Donald Trump’s assist.
Moments later, the display screen splits and Moffat’s Youngkin is proven in addition to James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump.
“I simply wished to congratulate Glenn Youngkin and largely myself on an incredible victory in Virginia. Glad we did it collectively,” Johnson’s Trump stated.
Moffat’s Youngkin distances himself from the previous president’s impressionist, saying, “Oh, you’ll be able to take me off the cut up display screen.”
“No, no, no. We did this collectively, Glenn. … I actually need you to remain,” Johnson’s Trump stated. “It is nice to be, frankly, successful once more.”
Then Johnson’s impression of Trump goes off tangent in a rant about “Star Wars,” “Dune,” lasers and swords, and “Sport of Thrones.”
“Wow, you’re spectacular how do you retain that each one in your mind?” Robust’s Jeanine requested
“Properly, I had my ears sealed so nothing is available in or out,” Johnson’s Trump replied.
Then Johnson’s Trump goes on one other incoherent rant about Chris Pratt, Tremendous Mario, “Eternals,” and Santa Claus.
The present then kicked off with the standard signal on, “Dwell from New York … It is Saturday evening!”
