Today, I want to give you an exclusive look at some of the terrible F-class movies featured in RiffTrax: The Game. These include The Last Shark, Boy in the Plastic Bubble, Robo Vampire, Fun In Balloon Land and Shake Hands with Danger. These unannounced cinematic disgusts have been curated by the experts at RiffTrax. They’ve been into movies for over 15 years, so if they know one thing, it’s bad movies.
Sorry in advance, these movies are terrible!
The Last Shark
Some crazy Italian filmmaker had the creative idea to cut out Jaws. The Last Shark doesn’t have the same acting talent or musical score budget as the original, but it does have a significantly higher percentage of actors with mustaches! To its credit, the film was this The scene… is sure to challenge everything you know about cinema.
Boy in plastic bubble
John Travolta “starred” in this 1976 television series. Travolta plays Todd Lubitch, a boy born without any immunity and forced to live (you guessed it) in a plastic bubble. It’s both interesting and scientifically accurate.
Robo Vampire
Does the world really need another vampire movie? After all, we know all the tricks: they jump around like they’re on an invisible pogo stick, and their leader is a gorilla who wants to marry a ghost witch. Featured! Robo Vampire gives up blood and only wants to suck blood.
Fun In Balloon Land
I have a lot to say about Fun in Balloon Land but there is only one problem: it is extremely difficult to describe. It was an event. Trying to describe its plot to you would be like trying to be divisible by zero. There are balloons, there are children, there is a parade, and there are benevolent cameras spinning to capture the madness. It’s such a confusing and confusing sight that you’ll have to double-check to make sure you don’t fall into an alternate reality. Grab a balloon, say a prayer and fasten your seat belt!
RollerGator
We revealed RollerGator in our announcement trailer, but it definitely needs a second mention. If you shovel a bunch of goo out of a spare gutter, dip a pair of electrodes into it, feeding it a protein-rich nutrient while sending increasing currents through until it demonstrates The most basic sign of what could technically be called life, and then handed it over to the camera goo, couldn’t make a worse movie than Rollergator.
In addition to the feature film, RiffTrax: The Game also includes clips from more than 30 short films, including the legendary Shake Hands with Danger.
Shake hands with danger
The World of Safety Movies is divided into two distinct categories: Handshakes with danger and everything else. If you like shaggy hair, giant glasses and an 8th grade mustache grow, then this is the short name for you. On the plus side, Shake Hands with Danger has a great theme song. I mean just listen to this!
Guitar riff slap it! I love how one guy has to awkwardly hold a wrench throughout the entire title tag. He really went further.
In addition to those movies, we’ve packed the game full of RiffTrax classics like Attack Of The Super Monsters, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Clean Club, Charade, The Talking Car, Bride of the Gorilla and more and more.
Of course, it doesn’t end there! I’m excited to announce that we’ll be adding over 100 new clips shortly after launch (as a free update) with regular updates to follow.
While you can play solo, RiffTrax: The Game is best enjoyed with a friend or two. So please, grab a friend (or shark) and jump in. We hope to see you all shaking hands with danger and adventure in the land of balloons (from your plastic bubbles) on May 5. Have fun!