I was reading about a drunk Michigan man who drove to the state police station to arrest a 14-year-old. DUI was removed from his profile, only to receive a brand new feeand it makes me think about colorful scammers, cunning conspirators and uninhibited individuals we featured here on Jalopnik just last year.
This is by no means an exhaustive list, as there are too many silly or hilarious crime moments to mention. But when you’re staring into the middle of your shower at 7 a.m., wondering if this will be the day you’ll finally give up your charmer job and move on to a life of crime, remember. these slides. Learn from them. Be a better criminal class.