Elden Ring is in my mind. When I go to sleep and close my eyes, I see giant crabs scurrying around. When I see a horse in the field, I think of the holy steed Torrent. I considered laughing at the end of all my sentences. So yes, to say my time with closed network test infected is an understatement. But there’s only one detail that’s buzzing in my brain that I simply can’t shake.
And it has to do with my place in the game’s world. How strong was I? At what point do I take on the big dragon? Should I be here, or be there now? Soul games are traditionally not very good at telling you these things, but the Elden Ring finds it more confusing. Time to investigate.
