Well, I’m willing to give Conor Benn the benefit of the doubt.
It is possible that the young man is using clomiphene for the primary purpose of inducing ovulation in an attempt to get pregnant. The good guys mocking the second-generation star over his failed Voluntary Anti-Doping Association (VADA) doping test ahead of the scheduled game against Chris Eubank Jr will feel bad about it. themselves if they found out Conor’s only sin was wanting to be a mother.
Maybe Benn’s promoter, Eddie Hearn, could clear things up via an exclusive show for his favorite reporter Kugan Cassius of iFL TV on YouTube.
Hearn: “Wow, man… Conor has always fantasized about the idea of being a mom… Kugan, how do you enjoy being in my room, so close to my dirty panties?”
Kugan: “Eddie…[takes a huge whiff]… Wow… what a wonderful scent…[takes another whiff]… Conor is going to be a great mom! “
That’s how I imagine things will go downhill.
Hearn actually did a damage control interview with Cassius after Benn-Eubank officially fell. I can’t tell you how it happened because I vouch for the 40-minute video after the first few seconds where Hearn laments the “abuse” he caused the mess. .
Poor Eddie. Try to turn a dirty boxer into a pointless monetized freak of a pay-per-view match and all of a sudden, they start treating you like a sleazy boxing promoter. scary slug!
But, man, the way things turned out in this Benn-Eubank loss was terrible, even by boxing standards.
Apparently, all parties have known about Benn’s failed drug test since September 23 [Clomiphene, by the way, has the secondary use of producing testosterone in cheat-minded athletes.]more than two weeks before the fight scheduled for October 8. However, the fighting did not turn dangerous until that information was revealed to journalist Riath Al-Samarrai and published in the Daily. Mail on October 5.
Two and a half hours after the story went live, the British Boxing Control Board (BBBofC), which was also aware of the failed VADA test, “banned” the match.
However, there was a good day and a half, when Hearn and a fat man in a suit made every effort to get their chemically charged body weight into the ring with the weight that exhausted super average. Nostalgia made big in boxing and ignited a rivalry among the Benn-Eubank family in the UK for quick and huge sums of money – as Floyd Mayweather once called his series of meaningless exhibitions. “Legalized bank robbery”.
By the time fans realized they had been duped by a completely insane match and advertisement, Hearn and Eubank promoter Kalle Sauerland (who actually knew about Benn’s positive test result and was willing to risk his gladiator for the sake of payday) will join the next hustle.
Hearn and his team tried to implement the strategy “but we tested negative in a later UK Anti-Doping Test (UKAD)”, but that failed. Benn signed up for the VADA test and he failed the VADA test. If they had only undergone more sophisticated testing, Hearn implicitly hinted in a post-fact interview, the show would have moved on.
In the end, even the chronically “not self-aware” Hearn realized what this made him look like and he backed off efforts to salvage the event.
But make no mistake about any of this. If Al-Samarrai does not submit his report, Benn-Eubank will continue as planned, with the promoters and BBBofC turning a blind eye to the fact that one of the fighters is unclean.
As Hearn, himself, came back a moment when the dirty shoe was on another foot and he was the guilty party, “What good is it to sign up for a drug test if, when you fail, people just go ‘oh don’t worry about it, just let him fight?’
“The ‘good, okay with UKAD’ argument is completely irrelevant. You signed up for a drug test with VADA – the best testing agency, in my opinion, in sports. “
So are any of these surprising? Not really. However, it raises questions about how many times this has happened in the past when an Al-Samarrai was not there to inform the public and hold his ground to open fire. It also raises questions about the logistics of all doping tests in sport, including those by VADA. Any kind of testing is fine, regardless of the authenticity and integrity of the testing process, if the results can be locked behind boardroom doors and ignored by regulators until AFTER the show takes place and the money goes to the bank account? Who can keep things in check and demand accountability when the very committees and regulatory bodies entrusted with those responsibilities seem to be just as sleazy and sleazy as the promoters?
But enough of this negativity. I’m trying to be a more positive person this year and focus more on the good things in life.
Good luck to Conor Benn and his obvious duty of motherhood. The call of motherhood will always prevail over the call for a sport that is clean, as it should be. You make friends, champions. When you post a link to your Amazon newborn registry, expect a beautiful diaper genie and some newborn PJs in the mail from Uncle Paul.
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