“Our first visitor is an American courageous sufficient to face and up say, ‘Screw you, science, I do know Joe Rogan!'” Cecily Sturdy’s Jeanine Pirro mentioned introducing Rodgers.
Sturdy’s Pirro continues, “You are not vaccinated. So what? Who the hell cares? It is your physique, your selection. And please by no means use that quote for another points.”
“Precisely, Jeanine, it is my physique and my Covid. I may give it to whoever I would like, however out of the blue the woke mob is coming after me,” Davidson’s Rodgers mentioned.
Then Sturdy’s Pirro factors out that he mentioned he did not get vaccinated as a result of it might make him sterile.
“On the finish of the day, my report remains to be 7-1. Which means of the eight individuals I’ve contaminated, seven are high quality,” Davidson’s Rodgers replied.
“My win in Virginia proves that persons are deeply involved about schooling,” Moffat’s Youngkin mentioned.
When requested who gave him most of his votes, he mentioned, “Individuals who did not go to school.”
Sturdy’s Pirro then asks Moffat’s Youngkin if he is aware of what important idea is, to which he replies, “Easy. It is what bought me elected,” and provides that it is not vital.
Moffat’s Youngkin then welcomed the chief of his parental process power — Helen Stevens, performed by Heidi Gardner — to share her views on books that ought to be banned from colleges.
“When my son introduced residence a duplicate of ‘Beloved’ by Toni Morrison, I put down my copy of ‘Fifty Shades,’ and mentioned, ‘No, a lady? Named Toni? Not in my ‘Merica.”
Gardner’s Stevens mentioned she and a bunch of different mother and father got here collectively and created a listing of books that should not be taught in colleges. “Holes” sounded too sexual; the “satisfaction” in “Satisfaction & Prejudice” has been co-opted by “the gays”; and “The Nice Gatsby” has “an excessive amount of jazz.”
“‘Moby Dick.’ Now, that one’s a toss-up. Title is soiled; love that the whale is white,” Gardner’s Stevens mentioned.
Moffat’s Youngkin expressed gratitude for the mother and father who bought him elected with out former GOP president Donald Trump’s assist.
Moments later, the display screen splits and Moffat’s Youngkin is proven moreover James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump.
“I simply wished to congratulate Glenn Youngkin and largely myself on an amazing victory in Virginia. Glad we did it collectively,” Johnson’s Trump mentioned.
Moffat’s Youngkin distances himself from the previous president’s impressionist, saying, “Oh, you possibly can take me off the break up display screen.”
“No, no, no. We did this collectively, Glenn. … I actually need you to remain,” Johnson’s Trump mentioned. “It is nice to be, frankly, successful once more.”
Then Johnson’s impression of Trump goes off tangent in a rant about “Star Wars,” “Dune,” lasers and swords, and “Recreation of Thrones.”
“Wow, you might be spectacular how do you retain that each one in your mind?” Sturdy’s Pirro requested.
“Effectively, I had my ears sealed so nothing is available in or out,” Johnson’s Trump replied.
Then Johnson’s Trump goes on one other incoherent rant about Chris Pratt, Tremendous Mario, “Eternals,” and Santa Claus.
The present then kicked off with the normal signal on, “Stay from New York … It is Saturday evening!”
