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George Santos’ Expulsion From Congress Was Our Fault And We Regret It

Rep. George Santos (R-NY) is surrounded by journalists as he leaves the U.S. Capitol after his fellow members of Congress voted to expel him from the House of Representatives on December 01, 2023 in Washington, DC.

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We messed up. Back in 2021, well before George Santos graced the halls of Congress, we wrote about one of his earliest lies: how much gas he uses and how much he pays for it. We fear this may have started the whole witchhunt against our beloved and iconic George that eventually led to his expulsion from Congress, and we are deeply sorry for it.

Our Editor-in-chief, Rory Carroll, has even admitted that if he knew how cool and fun Gorgeous George would be, he never would have posted that story. The rest of the staff agrees. If we could turn back time, we would, but unfortunately, we’ve now got to live in the ruins of what we’ve done to the world.

Not only was George an inspiration to liars everywhere, but he was also lauded as a gay icon by many. On top of that, he was a man who wasn’t afraid to do what needed to be done for his constituents in Northern Queens and western Long Island. What exactly he accomplished remains a mystery to me, but he brought vibes and rizz that any citizen would be proud to have.

George also wasn’t afraid to lie. He was so good at it too… until we got nosey and fucked it all up. Why couldn’t we just leave George alone? He had a plan for America that was bigger than all of us, but we just had to chase those goddamn clicks. It’s awful to think about what we’ve done to this once proud nation.

What the Prince of Long Island will do next is anyone’s guess. Perhaps a reality TV show, perhaps jail time, perhaps a return to his drag queen roots. If he could find it in his heart to forgive us, George has a home here at Jalopnik. We cannot pay him, but he would be great as an official mascot, wouldn’t he? He sort of fits in our whole thing.

Before I go, I’d once again like to reiterate how sorry the entire Jalopnik staff is for stifling the light of George Santo’s beautiful career. George was the best guy around, and we took him for granted Better things are on the horizon for you buddy. It’s not goodbye, it’s see you soon. <3


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