Has this ever happened to you?? You’re scrolling Facebook Marketplace, eyes browse through the list idlyWhen you see it: The next perfect car. Maybe it’s a pristine museum piece, maybe it’s a project, but either way, it has the same terrible problem: there’s a body of water between you and your dream car. How do you cross it?
Well, wonder no more. Finally, a solution to moving motor vehicles across rivers, lakes, even oceans: A US Army landing ship. There’s no better way to transport a car than a giant military boat used to drop tanks off the beaches of France. It’s a very reasonable purchase at $425,000.
Your next car isn’t powered by itself? A boat ramp will make it easy to push your wheelchair onto the boat. Want to buy a dump truck? Easy, the landing craft will fit it no problem. Motorcycles? Buy a fleet, you can take them all home.
In fact, you can do this boat your home. There are bunk beds to sleep on and at least one table that can fit a microwave, more than you have in many Manhattan apartments. Live on the waves! With your own fleet of motor vehicles! If that’s not the ideal lifestyle, I don’t know what is.
The boat is currently in San Francisco Bay, but it really doesn’t matter where you live — you can get it home under its own power. If you’re from the East Coast, just get it through the Panama Canal. I can’t imagine there would be any problem getting a military boat through the Panama Canal.
You need a way to transport vehicles by water, and there’s no better way than a truly giant three-engined spaceship from the US Army. It’s the perfect solution to your problem. Buy it now.
