Shamrock shakes aren’t the only things coming back this March—some of our favorites sex toys on sale again. We’ve gone ahead and eliminated the merits of that particular crop and present them below, along with some of the non-sex toy deals that come our way.
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Lovehoney’s Rose is a sucking toy that uses pulses of air to simulate some of the sensations experienced during oral sex. Plus a cute little thing. It is stylized to look like a rose bud, with a soft flat surface that provides plenty of room to diffuse stimulation during application.
These aren’t for everyone, but if you’re looking for harnesses or you’re curious about them, this is a good place to start. The straps might look intimidating, but it’s super easy to use and goes well with any toy with a flared base.
For those with a penis, this soft stroker provides two surfaces for stimulation. It’s reversible, so you have two completely different textures to experiment with. Just make sure you use lubricating oil; these can be very annoying without it.
Lelo’s Lily 3 is a simple little classic nightstand. The curved body fits the palm of your hand and the silicone shell is flexible, soft and pleasant to the touch. Like most Lelo toys, it has a sleek design and surprisingly powerful motor, plus it comes with a small bag to sleep in between uses.
The Gigi 2 is designed to stimulate the G-spot. It acts as an external vibrator due to the size of the head, but the angle and pattern of the vibration is designed to work directly inside your G-spot. It doesn’t have a flared sole so it’s not safe anal so don’t try it for a P.
Lelo’s Soraya 2 adds some quality of life innovation to the classic bunny vibe. It can be difficult to use the toys inside if they are too “realistic” in shape (like an anatomical model of an erect penis), so the curved handle on the Soraya 2 is a welcome addition. . Plus, it’s stylish enough to put on your coffee table like a modern sculpture.
Think about what kind of vibrator you will see in interstellar travel. It’s basically Smart Wand 2. It’s a game based on the classic Magic Wand design, but Lelo’s version has all the sleek corners, with polished handles and a seamless silicone finish. customary. Like the classic Magic Wand, this one is powerful, but its wide tip diffuses vibrations over a large surface area, making it a great choice for anyone who enjoys indirect (or direct) stimulation. very intensely).
Costume deals
I’ve had a pair of these for years and I’ve wrung them through the wringer, but not a single scratch has been seen. Sheertex even dare you try and tear them (by hand) when you unbox them. I’ve tried, and I don’t know what kind of witch is at work here, but these are nearly indestructible. They’re a practical and stylish addition to any wardrobe (and more fun when you’re dressing in the bedroom).
Tights aren’t for everyone, but Sheertex’s No Sweat shorts are a perfect fit. These are as sturdy and strong as tights, but they’re just a small pair of shorts to wear around the house or under a skirt, or even to wear under jeans. They fit and are durable, and because they’re made of the same sheer material as tights, they’re breathable.
These comfortable mesh shorts are perfect for the upcoming warm weather. They are easy to fasten with a lanyard, look stylish in this winter moss color and are very comfortable to wear.
This is an incredibly soft, stretchy hoodie that doesn’t feel too tight. It works for different seasons, even cooler summer nights. There are thumb holes and a kangaroo pouch, and it’s cut to fit. Read more about it Guide to the best Loungewear.
