Tesla will sell you a stainless steel travel mug so you can pretend you own a Cybertruck
I love it when an automaker puts one out Pointless trash to go with their carand we have another great example of that exact type of scam from Tesla. Surprise, surprise. The car company just launched “Cyber ship.” ARE NOT, it is not a boat. Actually, it’s a piece of shit Stainless steel travel mug.
This is the latest Cyber-branded garbage product to come from Tesla, after CyberHammer – cannot be used as a real hammer. What we have here is a pretty standard 20-ounce travel mug in the silhouette of Electronic truck on its lid. It also looks like One World Trade Center Buildingstrange.
Here’s how Tesla describes it $50 travel mugs, and boy, do I love marketing:
Form meets function. The Cybervessel is crafted from double-sided stainless steel with a vacuum-sealed lid and articulating handle. Offered in stainless steel and a matte electro-coated back, and finished with a laser-engraved Cybertruck silhouette on the lid. Custom designed for Cybertruck cup holder, compatible with all Tesla vehicles.
It’s good to know that this bottle can fit any Tesla car. I wonder if it’s possible Fits any cup holder? It’s hard to say, and I suppose I’ll never be able to find out because it was out of stock. That’s right, so many weird little Tesla lovers need to get their hands on one more Tesla item that this pricey travel mug is sold out. What a world we live in. If you demand CyberVessel for any reason, you can go to eBay and fall into the hands of losers trying to flip them for three times the price. Ah, capitalism, baby.
Don’t worry though, there’s plenty of other Cyber-branded garbage out there at Tesla stores include CyberTruck Enhanced Backpack $260the $60 CyberSteinthe $40 off road trainsthe $60Electronic buzzerthe $50 Network Openerthe $150 CyberSoft Blanketthe $1,900 CyberQuad and The aforementioned $700 CyberHammer. God, we’ve completely lost the plot, haven’t we?
