I don’t agree that being mean is always the funniest joke, but it’s usually easiest joke, and let’s keep that in mind when we talk about next year’s Mario movie. You know, the role of Mario will be played by Chris Pratt. In case the movie turns out to be good, I’ll enjoy it – like how Movie sonic is actually pretty good, especially the star turn of James Marsden. But for now, the untitled Chris Pratt Mario Movie is a lousy movie, and an innocent laugh.
I saw it super fun bingo card on twitter and my eyes were drawn to a discussion in the answers. One of the squares on the bingo card was “Dance played by Kriss Kross” and another said they thought it was “50/50 they choose Van Halen’s “Jump” over Kriss Kross“, which led to a third person bringing up House Of Pain. From this exchange, I’m 100% certain that a dance-themed song will appear in this movie – but the question is which?
