Dear reader, I am not here. I mean, Dopest airs on Saturdays, so I’m rarely actually working when this show airs. But this week is a special case, as I didn’t even write this last Friday — instead, I’m using that time to fly home from a press event where I’ll be driving. new Subaru Crosstrek.
All this to say, if the list expires, it’s not my fault. I’m writing this on a Tuesday evening, and I won’t blame the cars selling well before you read this Saturday morning. After all, I went and picked out the best lists—others would be interested, of course. Who wouldn’t want to buy the internet The dirtiest car?
