Spend some quality Time with yourself or a partner is a great way to pass the time, but they don’t call it the temper of the moment. Having sex during a heatwave can be a pain in the ass, so here’s what you do: Find the coolest, darkest room in your house, get a big fan, direct it at yourself. (or you and your partner), and that’s when you got started. That’s why we’ve put together a list of the best sex toy deals and The tower fan is big, powerful, so you can have some quiet cooling time without overheating.
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As a household with chronic allergies, we’ve had about every generation of Dyson cleanse fans, and this remains one of my favorites. It doesn’t have all the advanced features you’ll find on newer Dyson fans, but it’s much cheaper, produces surprisingly strong airflow and cleans while cooling you down.
There’s nothing like a good old Vornado tower fan. They’re inexpensive, but pack a punch and can completely fill an entire room with blasts of cool air to help keep you cool during these unprecedented heat waves.
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Satisfyer’s Curvy gas toys are some of my personal favorites. They are super soft, thin and really easy to hold when you are using with yourself or a partner. It’s not the most powerful toy on this list—the appeal is about what I call midway—which is perfect if you or your partner(s) have sensitive sensitive areas.
This is one of the modern classics. It’s a simple air pulse stimulator and the silicone mouth wraps around any small abrasion areas while providing a knock/sucking sensation similar to receiving oral stimulation.
I’m a big fan of harness briefs. They are so comfortable to wear, you can use them to hold a variety of toys or even use them as pocket briefs for packers. Plus, they’re easier to put on and take off than traditional belt-and-buckle harnesses.
Lovehoney’s Basic Massage Wand is a great addition to any sex toy collection, whether it’s a first or a fiftieth addition. It has a soft silicone outer body that is nice and comfortable, yet feels nice on your skin. The vibration is pretty strong, so there’s definitely an intensity setting here for anyone. The wide head makes it great for a variety of uses with a wide variety of erosion zones. It’s one of my top picks for anyone looking to pick up a sex toy for the first time (or for the first time in a long time).
Lelo’s Hugo anal vibrator is already on ours The best sex technology list in the first place, and for good reason. It’s flexible, well-built, and curved to achieve a p-score. However, you don’t have to have p-score to enjoy it; it’s just a great vibrating plug. Plus, it includes a motion-controlled remote to bring plenty of fun to your partner.
Lelo’s Enigma pulls dual duty as an air pulse stimulator and internal vibrator. It’s a great choice for anyone with a vulva looking for dual stimulation. It’s super solid and the silicone housing is very smooth and has really good contact with any water based lubricant.
Lelo’s Sona is a cute little thing, and also on The best sex technology rounding. It’s a small sucking toy with a wide mouth, perfect for delivering stimulation to small stimulation areas. Its size makes it discreet to move and easy to grip, and its curved body perfectly fits your hand no matter how you’re holding it.
