Have you ever walked into your house and found your stuff has been turned into an impromptu race track? Congratulations! You have joined the exclusive club of Greyhound owners. Although they are known for their speed and slim build, the companionship of these retired racers is filled with equal charm and challenge. Here are eight problems you’ll only understand if you find yourself facing the begging gaze of a greyhound.
1. Where is the Pause button?
They may look graceful as they race around your backyard at breakneck speeds but don’t be fooled. Your greyhound hasn’t quite mastered the concept of moderation, and “slow down” is an unfamiliar phrase. These speed racers can hit 45 mph in just a few strides, which is alluring until you chase them down the sidewalk in your pajamas.
2. Inability to blend in with the crowd
Greyhound has a distinct appearance – long, sleek and slender. They are the runway models of the dog world and everyone takes notice. Be prepared to be a little local celebrity as you go for a daily walk. Each walk around the block turns into a Q&A session about your dog’s top speed, career earnings, and whether they still remember how to catch that robotic rabbit.
3. They are machines that disappear food
Speaking of that toned physique, it’s high maintainability. These dogs are not herbivores; They are capable of inhaling a day’s worth of food in minutes. And due to their metabolism, they can eat surprising amounts without gaining weight. This sounds like a dream come true until you realize that you are buying dog food in bulk every day.
4. couch potatoes with a need for speed
When they’re not running at breakneck speeds, gray hounds are the pro bench. They have a special talent for finding the most comfortable spot in the house and turning into an immovable object. You may think your 3-seater couch is big enough for you and your fluffy friend, but your greyhound has a different opinion.
5. The problem of skinny dogs
Those slim bodies may be aerodynamic, but they come with unique challenges. Finding a jacket that fits well or a belt that won’t come off is an exercise in frustration. And your heating bill? They will soar. Greyhounds have very little body fat and thin coats, so they feel very cold. Prepare for a dog that owns more fashionable winter clothes than you!
6. Spatial perception? Never heard of it
Despite their racing pedigree, gray hounds aren’t always the most graceful creatures. They may be the trump card on the track, but the corners, narrow doorways and furniture present a completely different challenge. Anticipate the clack of misplaced feet on anything and everything. It’s like living with a toddler who is very fast, very affectionate and very clumsy.
7. Separation Anxiety: Level Greyhound
Greyhounds form deep bonds with their humans, and when you are away, they will miss you dearly. This can lead to separation anxiety and the creative ways they show this can be…surprise. If you’ve ever wondered what your couch looks like without a cushion, a lonely greyhound might be happy to show you.
8. Greyhound’s stare
Last but certainly not least is the famous greyhound’s stare. This is their secret weapon when it comes to getting what they want. Whether it’s your sandwich or an invitation to share a bed with you, those soulful eyes have the power to melt even the most stern determination.
So you’ve got eight unique, sometimes frustrating, always fun problems that happen with owning a greyhound. But let’s be realistic. Despite these quirks, they are lovable, loyal pets that offer more laughter and affection than you can imagine. For every obstacle, there are hundreds of moments of joy, and at the end of the day, that’s exactly what it means to own a dog. Just make sure to bring an extra bag of dog food!
